Way bigger than any baby's first steps.

So I just found an ad on Craig's List for a "spoonbending"class. I must say that I'm pretty impressed to know that if I want, tomorrow I can learn how to "make inanimate objects move with your intent, and how to bend cutlery!" Man alive! I never thought the day would come. AND it's only $10. Ooh, I don't know. I think I might just go by to see what it has to offer. I wonder what the hell they mean by cutlery? I guess if I could bend that, then I could probably do some really neat stuff.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cls/1410491935.html

Work today was fun. I was working right in front of the Austin Convention Center where there was an international spa convention going on. I was having a lot of fun looking at what everyone was wearing and enjoying the nice weather when all of a sudden a squirrel bolted the street and peed almost right beside me. Shocked, I tapped my friend on the shoulder and told him to look at what profound activities the squirrel was partaking in. Both equally shocked we stood and stared as the rodent finished his business. It wasn't long before we realized what we had just witnessed. So of course the evidence was immediately documented via picture phone and sent to all my friends that (I figured) had never seen squirrel pee. This was way bigger than any baby's first steps so I thought it only seemed necessary. You can thank me later.