What is it with people saying sorry all the time?! It's getting on my nerves. Honestly, I'm concerned. Why is everyone so sorry? Like just now, I'm at Bouldin sitting by a plug and rather than saying "excuse me" the girl that needed to plug in her cord said "sorry" and more than once. Now I feel obligated to tell her it's OK or no worries when it's not. I'm in no position to console this stranger. Just say, "Excuse me." or "Pardon me." Better yet, don't say anything to me. I don't know you. I don't want to talk to you. I'm angry now. All I want to do is stick my tongue out at that sorry girl sharing a plug with me. She is sorry and the pink bow on her underwear is tacky. Whatta tacky, sorry girl. SEE! That's what happens when you go around telling people you're sorry. Sheesh! I'm never saying sorry again.
Oh! I gotta funny text from an old friend. They called me a tree skank. So funny. Clever little douche bag. It made my day.
My friend showed me this video and I love it. If you have seen, good for you. If not, here ya go.
Have a nice day,
Chloe
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Quick.
I plugged in a sewing machine I borrowed from a friend, pushed the foot peddle and I'm super intrigued! I wonder if it's innate. Gosh I wish I would have gotten my grandparents to teach me. I'm hoping it's in my genes. :)
I painted my bike. It's way cool. Got to play with some chemicals. Got a blister on my thumb. I'll post a picture later.
I hate waiting. Especially when I have things I'm looking forward to doing.
Babies are not cute, they are weird.
Mucho gusto,
Chloe
I painted my bike. It's way cool. Got to play with some chemicals. Got a blister on my thumb. I'll post a picture later.
I hate waiting. Especially when I have things I'm looking forward to doing.
Babies are not cute, they are weird.
Mucho gusto,
Chloe
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
We will call him Boy.
About 2 weeks ago I got asked out on a date.
It was a lovely day at work when Boy bumped into me. I immediately put on a friendly smile to greet the familiar nervous face I saw 6 months earlier in the same place. "How ya doing?", "Good to see you." and "Have a good day," was how the conversation went. He had already started to walk away when he turned back around and approached me again. He took a deep breath, stood 5 feet away form me, stiffened his arms by his sides, clenched this pants and said, "Would you maybe want to go to dinner with me?" I ran the options through my head and finally I shrugged and said, "Sure. I'll going to dinner with you."
"Really?! Are you sure?"
wow.....
Any other time I would have said no to avoid the awkwardness of meeting someone new in traditional way but for some reason I shrugged my shoulders and said sure. I don't date, not to mention I was in no way attracted to him *sigh* but he had the balls to ask so I gave him that much. So we set the date up and I agreed to me him Saturday for a flick downtown at the Alamo Draft House.
Long story short, I show up for the date and he was holding a stuffed bunny. Its pastel blue so it was an Easter bunny. It wasn't until we sat down that he formally asked me to accept the bunny. So crookedly smiled and took the bunny and watched the show.
I thanked him for the date and he thanked me and told me that it was a very rare occurrence for him and I totally understood why.
Needless to say I told Boy that I wasn't interested in going on another date with him and we parted ways. However, I wonder if his extreme lack of social skills and "game" will inhibit him to ever have another date no matter how good his heart is. It's admirable but not attractive.
Should I worry?
Neh...
We went out after and had ourselves a nice time.
And I'll probably never go on another date again.
Signed,
Caring Chloe
It was a lovely day at work when Boy bumped into me. I immediately put on a friendly smile to greet the familiar nervous face I saw 6 months earlier in the same place. "How ya doing?", "Good to see you." and "Have a good day," was how the conversation went. He had already started to walk away when he turned back around and approached me again. He took a deep breath, stood 5 feet away form me, stiffened his arms by his sides, clenched this pants and said, "Would you maybe want to go to dinner with me?" I ran the options through my head and finally I shrugged and said, "Sure. I'll going to dinner with you."
"Really?! Are you sure?"
wow.....
Any other time I would have said no to avoid the awkwardness of meeting someone new in traditional way but for some reason I shrugged my shoulders and said sure. I don't date, not to mention I was in no way attracted to him *sigh* but he had the balls to ask so I gave him that much. So we set the date up and I agreed to me him Saturday for a flick downtown at the Alamo Draft House.
Long story short, I show up for the date and he was holding a stuffed bunny. Its pastel blue so it was an Easter bunny. It wasn't until we sat down that he formally asked me to accept the bunny. So crookedly smiled and took the bunny and watched the show.
I thanked him for the date and he thanked me and told me that it was a very rare occurrence for him and I totally understood why.
Needless to say I told Boy that I wasn't interested in going on another date with him and we parted ways. However, I wonder if his extreme lack of social skills and "game" will inhibit him to ever have another date no matter how good his heart is. It's admirable but not attractive.
Should I worry?
Neh...
We went out after and had ourselves a nice time.
And I'll probably never go on another date again.
Signed,
Caring Chloe
Saturday, April 3, 2010
If I had one, I'd only ever ride it naked.
So instead of having cable and internet at home I have an iPhone. It seems to work out just fine till I wanna post a blog. So here I am at my favorite coffee shop dirty chai-ing it up.
Where should I begin? Ah! I was told by some random person on the streets that whales are so big you can walk through their penis hole. Holy shit! Now, I dont know how accurate that is considering my sources and I haven't done any extensive research on it but think about how freaking crazy huge that would make the whale! I'd like to believe it. I'd never do it, but I'd like to believe it.
It's hot outside. I'm sweating. It's April. I'm ecstatic about Summer.
I just saw about 12 Segways roll by the window. They give tours downtown all the time. I can't help but giggle (and sometimes point) at how those people unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule. Think about it. On any TV show (Weeds, South Park, Dancing with the Stars, etc.), if a Segway is involved it's for humorous purposes. If I had one, I'd only ever ride it naked or... well just naked I guess. Any hoo, in any situation, add a Segway naked or not, it becomes instant humor. They are odd and nerdy. Rich fat people own them. I thank them for keeping me entertained but, for any purposes in Austin, I say ride a bike.
With that said, I'm off to get my wheels trued. Anyone down for tearing the streets of Austin up with me give me a hollar!!!!
With some of my heart,
Chloe
Where should I begin? Ah! I was told by some random person on the streets that whales are so big you can walk through their penis hole. Holy shit! Now, I dont know how accurate that is considering my sources and I haven't done any extensive research on it but think about how freaking crazy huge that would make the whale! I'd like to believe it. I'd never do it, but I'd like to believe it.
It's hot outside. I'm sweating. It's April. I'm ecstatic about Summer.
I just saw about 12 Segways roll by the window. They give tours downtown all the time. I can't help but giggle (and sometimes point) at how those people unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule. Think about it. On any TV show (Weeds, South Park, Dancing with the Stars, etc.), if a Segway is involved it's for humorous purposes. If I had one, I'd only ever ride it naked or... well just naked I guess. Any hoo, in any situation, add a Segway naked or not, it becomes instant humor. They are odd and nerdy. Rich fat people own them. I thank them for keeping me entertained but, for any purposes in Austin, I say ride a bike.
With that said, I'm off to get my wheels trued. Anyone down for tearing the streets of Austin up with me give me a hollar!!!!
With some of my heart,
Chloe
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