If I had one, I'd only ever ride it naked.

So instead of having cable and internet at home I have an iPhone. It seems to work out just fine till I wanna post a blog. So here I am at my favorite coffee shop dirty chai-ing it up.

Where should I begin? Ah! I was told by some random person on the streets that whales are so big you can walk through their penis hole. Holy shit! Now, I dont know how accurate that is considering my sources and I haven't done any extensive research on it but think about how freaking crazy huge that would make the whale! I'd like to believe it. I'd never do it, but I'd like to believe it.

It's hot outside. I'm sweating. It's April. I'm ecstatic about Summer.

I just saw about 12 Segways roll by the window. They give tours downtown all the time. I can't help but giggle (and sometimes point) at how those people unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule. Think about it. On any TV show (Weeds, South Park, Dancing with the Stars, etc.), if a Segway is involved it's for humorous purposes. If I had one, I'd only ever ride it naked or... well just naked I guess. Any hoo, in any situation, add a Segway naked or not, it becomes instant humor. They are odd and nerdy. Rich fat people own them. I thank them for keeping me entertained but, for any purposes in Austin, I say ride a bike.

With that said, I'm off to get my wheels trued. Anyone down for tearing the streets of Austin up with me give me a hollar!!!!

With some of my heart,
Chloe